…that made a 47-year-old man break into a church to play the drums. According to the police report, Michael Smith was driving by the Holy Ghost Deliverance Church when he spotted a drum set through its window. And just like a truly devoted skinsman should, he busted right into God’s house, where officers later found him “in a spirited solo.”
…We hope that they at least let dude finish before hauling him off to the clink.











