Tico Torres Has a Clothing Line

No, no, no. First Matt Sorum, then Andrew Hurley, and now goddamn Tico Torres, whose sin is decidedly the worst of all. The Bon Jovi drummer has started a clothing line for rugrats called (ready?….) Rock Star Baby. The miniature hipsterware (along with baby bottles and pacifiers, and…ugh, I just threw up into my mouth) is being sold at Harrods department store in London and can be had online as well. The cost? Just your cool card and all future breeding rights.