You might not have heard every one of these 23 drummer jokes that Music Radar has compiled, but rest assured your band members have. Here’s a little of what they’ve been saying behind your back:

How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

What’s the last thing a drummer says in a band?
“Hey, how about we try one of my songs?”