You like whacking on all manner of stuff and slathering yourself with body paint? Well, your career options are going to be pretty limited, so you might as well try out for the Blue Man Group. These dudes did in New York yesterday. The process involves a drumming audition, an acting audition, and (if you make it this far), a final two-day vetting procedure during which things sundry and mysterious occur. If you’ve been through the process, drop us some details in a comment. Until then, the next open audition is in Boston on October 20, 2008. Check here for more casting info.