Here are 25 opportunities to see Joey Jordison and Brann Dailor live. What you waitin’ for, maggots?

7/16      San Diego, CA (Coors Amphitheatre)
7/18      Phoenix, AZ (Cricket Wireless Pavilion)
7/19      Albuquerque, NM (Journal Pavilion)
7/20     Denver, CO (Coors Amphitheatre at Fiddler’s Green)
7/22     Kansas City, MO (Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre)
7/23     St. Louis, MO (Verizon Wireless Amphitheater)
7/25     Dallas, TX (Smirnoff Music Centre)
7/26     San Antonio, TX (Verizon Wireless Amphitheater)
7/27     Houston, TX (Sam Houston Race Park)
7/29     Tampa, FL  (Ford Amphitheatre)
7/30     West Palm Beach, FL  (Cruzan Amphitheater)
8/1       Virginia Beach, VA  (Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater)
8/2       Pittsburgh, PA (Post-Gazette Pavilion)
8/3       Scranton, PA (Toyota Pavilion)
8/5       Boston, MA  (Tweeter Center for Performing Arts)
8/6       Uniondale, NY (Nassau Coliseum)
8/8       Toronto, ON (Downsview Park)
8/9       Detroit, MI (DTE Energy Music Theatre)
8/10     Chicacgo, IL  (First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre)
8/12     Atlanta, GA (Lakewood Amphitheatre)
8/13     Indianapolis, IN (Verizon Wireless Music Center Indianapolis)
8/15     Camden, NJ (Tweeter Center At The Waterfront)
8/16     Hartford, CT (New England Dodge Music Center)
8/17     Washington, DC (Nissan Pavilion)
8/19     Buffalo, NY (Darien Lake Performing Arts Center)